1 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:43,200 - Hello, dear! - Can you help me? 2 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:45,520 What? What happened? 3 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:49,400 Take these books which you forced me to borrow! 4 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:53,360 You owe them 1407 crowns, so they suspended his card. 5 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:57,080 Thanks, I appreciate it. I pay them this week. I promise. 6 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:04,720 Come here! I want more. 7 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:12,680 - You're sweaty. Confess? - What? 8 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,720 - Show me the finger! - Are you crazy? 9 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:18,080 - Show me the finger! - Look! 10 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,680 Of course 11 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:27,480 Addicted to Nintendo! You said you would learn today! 12 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:30,400 To learn?? Why should I learn?? 13 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,840 - I have a talent. We can become rich. - Rich? 14 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,640 - Yes, rich. - Rich? 15 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,560 - Yes. - How? 16 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:48,840 NINTENDO WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP 8 BI?I 1ST PRIZE - $100,000 17 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:56,560 From Hong Kong, Mr. Deng Liu-Wang. 18 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:15,640 From South Africa, Mr. Nelson Jones. 19 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:32,440 From Sweden, J. 20 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,600 From Sweden, J. 21 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:48,880 J� 22 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,000 Excuse me! 23 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:09,560 Excuse me! 24 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:18,600 - What did you say? - Is there a bathroom here? 25 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:28,160 Yes, thank you. 26 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:49,160 What the hell? No! 27 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,840 - I can win this contest. - No. 28 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:12,440 - I can win it. Shall we bet? - Okay. 29 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:16,240 - If you don't win, you don't play anymore. - If I do, I play as much as I want. 30 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,760 and you can't tell him anything. okay? 31 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:20,760 - Okay. - OK. 32 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:39,440 Listen, it won't grow back if you stare at her. 33 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:44,880 I'm serious. You will go crazy if you continue like this. 34 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:48,920 I cut my toe with the grinder in '83. 35 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,360 - I can feel my fingers. - It feels like a ghost. I'm Stig. 36 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,720 Sorry, buddy. I didn't think 37 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,120 It's fine. 38 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:06,720 J. 39 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,360 - What? - My name is J. 40 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:14,880 - Just �J�? - I don't care if you are Ali Baba. 41 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,200 Calm down! I want to sleep! 42 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:22,920 Don't notice him, he's a little crazy. Come on, have a pie! 43 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,760 Yes. Cake with almonds. 44 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:31,400 Tell me about your hand. 45 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:33,920 If you can. 46 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:39,120 You know, my family 47 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:42,120 We are Muslims. 48 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:46,440 I had to go to the movies with my friends And I realized that I have no money. 49 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:50,360 So I took some money from mother's bag. 50 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,200 But he saw me. 51 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:56,360 And you know what we do to thieves. Peace 52 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:02,160 - You're not serious, are you? - No. 53 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:06,040 No, I'm making fun of you. 54 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,920 I am not a Muslim. 55 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,000 - I'm Jewish. - Okay. 56 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:15,880 We Jews have a special Passover meal, called Seder. 57 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,920 It's a family celebration, so we went to the airport 58 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,760 Let's take Aunt Simone that came from the USA. 59 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:25,320 J, you will receive social assistance when will you be big? 60 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,520 - Yes. - What do you do with social assistance? 61 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:30,080 - What are you saying? - Dad, you were right. 62 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:33,000 J will get social assistance when he grows up! 63 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,560 - Stop hitting me. - And you will be gay when you grow up. 64 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:39,960 - What do you mean? - I will be gay! 65 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:47,160 - Stop hitting me! - Calm down, everyone! 66 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:50,240 - I will be gay! - You can't tell him that. 67 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:53,720 - Why? What does a gay do? - She dresses in a skirt. 68 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,280 - Don't say that! - Why not? 69 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,120 - There is nothing wrong with being gay. - No. 70 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,360 - No. - No. 71 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:05,040 There is nothing wrong with gay people, but if the offspring 72 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:08,600 I tell myself I'm gay didn't he? talk to them again. 73 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:11,240 - You promise? - You can count on that. 74 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:14,040 - Dad, I admit. I'm gay. - are you gay too? 75 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,680 Reach! 76 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:20,840 Come here! Raffe, I'm serious! 77 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:29,120 where are i I don't understand is parking here very expensive? 78 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:32,920 - Check the flight on the screen. - Can we? 79 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,920 Check the flight on the screen. 80 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,920 - What screen? - What? 81 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,960 - What screen? - There! 82 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:47,960 I told you to stop! 83 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:51,640 Was dad hyperactive as a child? 84 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,080 Look at him! 85 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,880 - Pomanage! - Shut up! 86 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:00,240 - Pomanage! - Calm down! 87 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:03,640 You will be fine. we can go their flight was cancelled. 88 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:07,880 - It's not their flight. - How the hell do you know? 89 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,520 Are you medium? The screen is there. 90 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:17,720 - I'm tired of you talking. - But you are looking at the wrong company! 91 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:23,400 - There's another screen over there. - It is connected to the same system. 92 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:27,920 How the hell do you know? You think you're an engineer because you play computer games? 93 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,440 - It's video games, dad. - Listen to me 94 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:33,040 Hello! 95 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,280 Now you've ruined everything! 96 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:39,200 I had to film when I come And when he greets everyone. 97 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,400 Are you crazy! 98 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:47,240 - No! - Step aside! 99 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:53,360 Come on, sister! Take it from the beginning. I want to film you when you arrive. Come on! 100 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:56,160 Hurry up! Good 101 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,920 I'm waiting. Now! 102 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,240 I'm glad to see you too. Two years have passed! 103 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,280 - Yes - Welcome! 104 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:06,120 God! can we go home 105 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,560 - Come on! - Hello! 106 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:17,520 - Welcome! - Hello, Annie! 107 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,320 - Can you say something nice to her?? - You're a jerk. 108 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:49,400 - Did you call? - Now! 109 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:55,120 - I'm calling again. Hello! - Did something happen? 110 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:56,920 We can 111 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,880 Dad! Hello! 112 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,000 what the hell are you doing 113 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:17,280 - What the hell? - What are you doing, grandpa? 114 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,520 It looks dangerous. 115 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:25,280 If I survived Auschwitz, I survive on a ladder. 116 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:29,840 Be careful. Everyone is too fearful in this country 117 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,760 Damn it 118 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,360 Hello! 119 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:37,240 You need balloons in cars, 120 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:40,480 pots on your head when you ride a bike! 121 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:43,560 what the hell 122 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:48,200 - Who is it? - Your daughter from the USA has come. 123 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,760 Yes, Grandma is watching Jeopardy!. 124 00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,880 Kids, finish it! 125 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:04,600 Stop it! 126 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,880 Stop doing that! 127 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,800 Can you leave that car alone? 128 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,520 Stop it, you naughty people! Go away! 129 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:18,440 Yes, that worked. 130 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:25,560 - Good morning and welcome! - It's like you've stepped out of the canal. 131 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,240 Thanks, dad. 132 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:33,200 And he forgot how to speak Swedish. Damn America! 133 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:41,760 - I'm serious, you locked me in the room! - Mom was. 134 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:45,240 - You locked me up! - What should I cook? 135 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:50,520 Boiled meat or honey? Meat� 136 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:55,080 Grandmother, what is this �flattering� what are you talking about? 137 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:58,040 Italian food! Lusange! 138 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:01,000 Mit dem past lockshem. 139 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:04,280 Grandma, it's called lasagna. 140 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:08,080 - Is it pronounced?� �lasagna�. - �Lusange�. 141 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,920 Lasagna! 142 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,640 Lusange! 143 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,640 What are you talking about? 144 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:20,280 Grandma doesn't know if to make lasagna or boiled meat. 145 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,920 Boiled meat or what? 146 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,560 - Lasagna. - What? 147 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:27,840 �Lusange�. 148 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:33,720 Lusange! We don't serve s'mores, it's Easter! 149 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:38,000 We serve boiled chicken. What food do you want? good. 150 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:41,560 - That's it! - Good! Chicken! 151 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:52,320 What a pretty girl you are! My niece! 152 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,800 How old are you? 153 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:59,400 - Mom, I'm tired. - I know, dear. 154 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:05,200 do you speak swedish 155 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,400 Mom, what does the old man say? 156 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:14,560 Simone, you have to teach her Swedish. 157 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:19,040 Or will it become like those American children, ugly and fat. 158 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:23,280 Se va c�s�tori cu un nenorocit de mexican sau va deveni lesbian�! 159 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:37,000 - Is this seat taken. - Let me in, I have to pee. 160 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:43,080 - What is it? - I cleaned! Open! 161 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,480 - Calm down! - I'm doing it! 162 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:48,400 I can't be calm. I'm going to pee at the neighbor's! 163 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,440 - Take care! - You are worried! 164 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,600 I'll do it myself, okay? 165 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,560 What the hell� No! What 166 00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:59,960 Damn carpet! 167 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,240 grandpa? 168 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,480 what's in your bathroom 169 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:14,400 - What? - Big fish! 170 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,040 Yes 171 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,600 It's carp! Yes! 172 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:26,280 For stuffed fish. 173 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,560 When you buy it dead, it's too weak. 174 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,960 So we feed him with bread for a week. 175 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,640 He gets fat and good. 176 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:39,640 Then we execute it with a hammer! 177 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:44,120 He had to stay reasonable in this situation. 178 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,640 - I had to focus on the competition. - Competition? 179 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,880 - Should I take it from the beginning? - started? 180 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:56,800 From the Big Bang? Tell us how did you lose his hand so we can finish. 181 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:09,040 - Can I borrow his walkman? - The idiot! 182 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:20,720 what is this I'm leaving! 183 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,320 Disappear! 184 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:27,280 Stop it! what is this Stop it 185 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,440 Bye! 186 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:35,960 Listen! Get him out of here! 187 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:47,880 Good. 188 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,360 Video Game Decade Contest 189 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:53,360 took place in Los Angeles, California. 190 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:57,160 The Nintendo World Championship? It's stupid! 191 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,800 Track and Field 2 was being played, 192 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:04,440 on the classic Nintendo 8-bit system, my specialty. 193 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,560 - I can win. - You can't. 194 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,080 Shall we bet? 195 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:12,760 The best in the world were coming. All captions. 196 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,520 The competition was tough. 197 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,800 Good. If you don't win, never play again. 198 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,440 - Thumb? - The thumb lies. 199 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,480 A handshake is enough. 200 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:29,000 I just had to win. My life was at stake. 201 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:33,240 A video game championship. Learn something every day. 202 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:37,920 - So you are a professional? - I discovered my talent as a child. 203 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:43,960 It's like smoking secretly. If it's your first time, give up quickly. 204 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:48,280 But those who learn to inhale, I am caught alive. 205 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:52,960 - You have to jump over those. - What a shitty game! 206 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,080 - Can I try? - Sure. 207 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,560 how did you do that 208 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:08,880 did you see 209 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,680 - What buttons did you press? - I don't know. 210 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:14,320 The others got over it, but I didn't. 211 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,280 Look what a new game I have! 212 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,520 It's a house on fire. 213 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:24,640 - Get out of the way of the ball! - I have a new game! 214 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:29,320 - We play tennis. I am Mats Wilander. - I am Bj�rn Borg. 215 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:32,160 - No, I'm Bj�rn Borg. - You can't be both! 216 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,000 Now I am Bj�rn Borg. 217 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:37,040 Due to special methods of father's teaching, 218 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:40,600 I had many opportunities to develop my talent. 219 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,160 Dad! I made a hundred meetings. 220 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:46,560 can i go out I'm thirsty 221 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:51,200 That was the warm-up. Three more hours and you can finish. 222 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:55,400 - I don't understand something. Can you help me? - No. 223 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,280 That means tricked. 224 00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:01,560 When I was your age, we used to solve derivatives. Try again until you succeed. 225 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:13,280 Everything in my life led to the world championships. 226 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:18,360 I learned to accept my fate. 227 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:23,960 They all have their place in the world. Mine's is to be the best at video games. 228 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:30,480 QUALIFICATION MATCHES FOR NINTENDO WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP 229 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,400 PRESS THE START KEY 230 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,000 RED� SELECT? 231 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,040 Shouldn't have to have problems in qualifications. 232 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:22,240 But there is a proverb that says: 233 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,400 Don't say oops until you jumped the fence.� 234 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,840 So how high is the fence? 235 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:34,560 - I thought you were listening to music. - Unfortunately, the batteries have run out. 236 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:39,280 - Are you in a hurry? are you going somewhere - I continue 237 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:43,040 - The qualifications for the championship? I continue. - Okay. 238 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:52,120 - Action! - We were anxiously waiting for the results. 239 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,720 It's strange that you didn't find out anything until now. 240 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,720 Very strange. 241 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,280 RELOAD! 242 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,640 Frustration grew. 243 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:31,280 I read online that the qualified ones have already been announced. 244 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,800 No 245 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,480 Things did not look good. 246 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:57,960 I couldn't resist buying it. I represent you in a way 247 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,360 MISSED 248 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,520 Damn it! 249 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:21,440 You stole it! Give it to me! Give me the letter! 250 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:26,560 - What is it? Hands up! - I have nothing! 251 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:31,760 - Where is he? - Hello! Does a J live here? 252 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,640 Sorry, you have to sign for it. 253 00:23:55,600 --> 00:24:00,720 Congratulations, J! As a member of an elite of professionals, 254 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:06,360 you managed to qualify for the IV Nintendo 8 bi?i World Championship 255 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:10,400 We will award the Nintendo champion of the world who will receive the grand prize 256 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:15,680 of 100,000 dollars ?and Nintendo products live?�. 257 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,000 The last round, in which you qualified, 258 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,680 takes place at the Grand Convention Center �in Los Angeles, California, 259 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:27,440 �on April 7� 260 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:32,360 Seder? 261 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,880 the family meeting. The Jewish Passover! 262 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:40,800 It was the same day as the competition. Stig� 263 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,600 Don't you understand? 264 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:49,440 You should get some batteries for the Walkman. Go slow! 265 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:52,840 - Seder - Why can't I come? 266 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,600 My passport. Where is my passport? 267 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:59,920 - Why can't I meet his family? - Because they are racists. 268 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:05,160 - deep down, there are some bastards. - do you agree with this too? 269 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:08,160 What if my family were Nazis? 270 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,880 - That's something else. - Why? 271 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:15,120 My family does not want to exterminate you, but he doesn't want to know you. 272 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:21,600 I want to come just to see that you don't reach the championship. 273 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,320 Stop dreaming. I will make it. 274 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,440 - What is that? - A Snickers. 275 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,200 I see that, but why are you picking it? 276 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:38,080 Because grandma always invites you to eat something. 277 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,280 Sweets, fruit, cake, pastries, chocolate�, anything. 278 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:44,200 You must always have something in your mouth. 279 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:48,560 I discovered that if you have something in your mouth, you have a trip. 280 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,600 My needs have already been met. 281 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:56,280 Since I discovered her unconscious process, 282 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:59,840 i always have a snickers for long family meetings. 283 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:04,520 i have to go You could be useful and give me a good luck kiss. 284 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,440 I had made a perfect plan. ?I knew exactly 285 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:16,320 how long do I need to get to the airport. 286 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,960 come back in four hours and wait for me. okay? 287 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,560 - Hello! - Hello, dear! 288 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:36,680 Hello! 289 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,360 - Did you sign up for business? - Yes. 290 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,560 Good. Put his coat in the bedroom. 291 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:43,720 Hello! 292 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,560 I'm going to have a baby! 293 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:54,360 You signed up for the School of Economics from Stockholm? Today is the last day. 294 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,880 - It's a good school. - Yes 295 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,800 No, it's not clear. Let's say it differently 296 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:15,240 During a Seder dinner, you always have to drink four glasses of wine. Always! 297 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,640 This is where I had to start. 298 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,160 First, the first glass of wine. 299 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:25,720 Then follows the story of the Exodus from Egypt In Hebrew, so no one understands. 300 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:29,320 Then glass number two. Then the food. 301 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,840 Next is afikoman. 302 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,880 That's when the children exchange hidden bread for a toy. 303 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:39,400 Without bread, the evening does not end. 304 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:44,800 Then comes glass number three. After that prayers also in Hebrew. 305 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:48,000 Then the finale: glass number four. 306 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:56,360 Well, let's begin. 307 00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:02,040 Good. Now you need to wet your lips. 308 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:05,000 - What? - Like Hollywood stars. 309 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,000 Wet your lips! Is it cute?! 310 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,560 A?a� 311 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:15,160 - Why, grandpa? - Damn it! Look at the picture with the grandmother! 312 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,520 That's not grandma, that's Sophia Loren. 313 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:22,680 Good. But wet your lips! 314 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:26,160 Moisten your lips so we can finish today! 315 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,800 Wet your lips! 316 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,560 Done! You will wear a suit! 317 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:52,040 - I don't want to! That's better! - I'm done! You will wear a suit! 318 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:58,800 Lotta, let the child wear what he wants! Come to the table! 319 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,960 It's good that you accept that he will be gay. 320 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,800 - What the hell? - We live in a crazy world. 321 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,600 You are crazy! 322 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,560 - What's going on? - J is a bit sensitive. 323 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,600 you licked it a? could get Ebola, meschuggener! 324 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:18,640 - Excuse us! You can stay here. - Let's have the first glass. 325 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,240 - I sound good. - Cheers! 326 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,800 - Is the phone ringing? - I answer. 327 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,440 - Don't answer! - Why not? 328 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:43,720 It's a holiday! Easter! 329 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,600 - Unplug it! - You can't 330 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:50,080 - What do you mean? - It could be important. 331 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,920 But, grandpa, if we don't answer, you won't. 332 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:59,360 - Then he will call again! - Why does it sound so loud? 333 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,880 - Strong? - Yes, the phone, mom. 334 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,120 Why does it sound so loud? Are you deaf? 335 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:11,160 Chaim wants to bury us already! 336 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:16,880 It's not really that bad, but we were scared once the grandfather got sick. 337 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:21,080 Dad, can you hear me? Dad! Can you hear me, I'm Ludko. 338 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:26,800 Try to concentrate, Dad. What is the savings account number? 339 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,360 What is the savings account number? 340 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,200 Try to write it. 341 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:36,440 - Leave him alone! - Can you shut up! Shut up! 342 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:39,360 That's important. Calm down! Dad, listen 343 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:43,160 - Who receives the Klappis Marina shares? - To one side! 344 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,520 Grandpa, what year are we in? 345 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,000 Who gets what actions, father? 346 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,920 Come on! Grandpa, in Swedish. 347 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,400 - Let's go! - 1939� 348 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,600 1939� 349 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,960 The war! The war is coming! 350 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:15,520 Sell ​​the shares and buy flour! We must have bread! 351 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,680 - Do me this favor! - Bread? 352 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,040 Buy flour of all. 353 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:26,560 Shut up, dad! Get together! To buy flour with the money, what nonsense! 354 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,360 This is not a legal obligation. Come on, Dad! 355 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,840 You don't get there overnight! 356 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,600 Hand! 357 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:40,520 Follow this story it's like what's written in cement. 358 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,360 It's getting harder and harder. 359 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,800 Surely this is not the psychiatric ward? 360 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,800 I think you are used to worse. 361 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,440 I escaped easily compared to my father. 362 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:18,440 It was not easy for an immigrant child in Eskilstuna in the 1950s. 363 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,400 So, my little lokshen. 364 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:47,360 Lennart, do you want to have dinner at my house? 365 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:50,560 Sure, Mr. Quick as an Arrow. Yes! 366 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,240 Bon appetit! 367 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,920 It's good, dear! 368 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,560 - Why don't you eat? - I don't know. 369 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,040 What happened? 370 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:28,720 Can't we eat like the Anderssons? 371 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,480 With unmixed foods? 372 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,840 Andersson, Schmandersson! 373 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:39,200 Is this food you want? good! 374 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:46,280 What does the Andersson family eat? Sausages in blood with fat and crayfish? 375 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,640 - Let's start. - Okay. 376 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,480 Wait! First of all 377 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,760 A funny story. 378 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:18,120 In Swedish, Chaim. The children do not understand the Yiddish language. 379 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:22,440 - It doesn't matter. - So 380 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:28,680 A Jewish woman enters a bakery in Krakow, Russia. 381 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:32,400 There is also a Russian soldier in the bakery. 382 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:37,160 Then a rabbi enters the shop, who looks at the soldier and says: Yankel! 383 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,160 What are you wearing, son? 384 00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:44,840 and girl go? he looked surprised to the Russian soldier he says: 385 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,920 But Chaim 386 00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:00,000 - Isn't Krakow in Poland? - are you giving me lessons now? 387 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:05,240 - Damn it! Krakow is in hell! - In other words, in Poland. 388 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,840 What a guy! 389 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,280 When I was little, my grandfather was my hero. 390 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,560 So 391 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:21,680 - Your birthday is coming soon, isn't it? - Yes. 392 00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:27,920 and what do you want for your birthday? 393 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,600 Well� 394 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:34,920 You know those hockey skates which do you use when you play hockey? 395 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,600 Those� Yes� 396 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,320 Good. 397 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,200 Grandpa will fix it. 398 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:54,240 It's cute, isn't it? They are warm 399 00:35:56,440 --> 00:36:00,720 and you didn't take skates? 400 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:05,280 - No! - What do you think is here? 401 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:13,120 Look� Perfecto! 402 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,840 - Thank you. - Grandpa will fix it. 403 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,960 - Thank you! - J� 404 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:26,040 They weren't the skate type which you wanted, right? 405 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:31,120 No, I wanted something like those, you know 406 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,480 for hockey, the black ones� 407 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:40,280 No! Grandpa will fix it. Give it to me 408 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,160 - Grandpa will fix it. - It will be fine, you'll see. 409 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:45,760 Grandpa solves it. 410 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:59,320 - Grandma knew that grandfather would - Look! 411 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:03,120 Grandpa fixes hockey skates! 412 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,600 Thank you very much! 413 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,680 J, can you enlighten us with the geography of Poland. 414 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,680 This is what you learn in those liberal courses. 415 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,560 - You studied ?six years? - What? 416 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,920 ?six years? Liberal classes? start engineering! 417 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:27,080 Yes! A Jew needs of two specializations. 418 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:32,000 First engineering, then business. Just like I decided when you were five. 419 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,960 - I wrote a contract. - I was five years old! 420 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:38,520 - I didn't even know what it was. - A contract is a contract. 421 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,840 You got sweets now we want the engineering degree. 422 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,880 This family needs it by a certified psychologist. 423 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,720 - Did you enroll in the ?business school? - Yes. 424 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:54,080 - Good - Do you want to stay with dad or me? 425 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,760 - What page? - Leave it alone, you will live longer. 426 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:13,040 Why didn't you give up dinner? You have only one chance at the title. 427 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:16,520 Explain this to a family that I believe you have converted 428 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,440 because you watch shows Christmas on TV. 429 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:22,000 Yes, but J� 430 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:26,040 - Sometimes you have to choose. - I didn't want to choose! 431 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:29,400 I had to finish with cake and resist! 432 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,960 I mean, family is family 433 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,440 But video games are everything! 434 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:42,800 Usually, it is not difficult for me to choose what is important in my life. 435 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,440 welcome in the introductory economics course. 436 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,600 Is Erik G�ker here? 437 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,400 - Jari Bon? - Present. 438 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,080 J? 439 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,040 Is J here? 440 00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:00,960 If you want to find your magic sword, go to the Forgotten Forest 441 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,440 No, that course is in the South Tower. 442 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,360 Here is "Ancient Danish Heroes in White Verse". 443 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,000 J? Is J here? 444 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,880 It's in Adventures from the Rock Age? 445 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:13,840 - The little inventor. - That's it! 446 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,720 It doesn't work 447 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,120 GLOBALIZATION OF HISTORY WESTERN RACISM 448 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,560 Are you here, J? J? 449 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:28,800 - and a package of Thanks! - on your account? 450 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,840 Yes. 451 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,360 Not. I can explain that. 452 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:39,080 My life is a bit chaotic�. 453 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:42,800 Many important things to do, in a while. 454 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,200 LEVEL 2 EXTENSION OF INTERESTS 455 00:39:58,360 --> 00:39:59,840 I COLLECT 456 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,160 START! 457 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:26,880 GAME OVER! 458 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,960 It costs to maintain all these interests. 459 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,440 So sometimes the money doesn't arrive. 460 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:36,560 - Please! - You didn't pay his debt. 461 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:41,200 - Ambani. - Then pay in cash. 462 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,960 Cash for this, for that. If you have money, give me money. 463 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,320 Look! 464 00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:52,240 I pay the rest next week. Please! I'm waiting for some money. 465 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:56,120 It's fake money. Guard, look! Fake money. 466 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,720 Go, sir! It no longer brings fake money. Talk to him. 467 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:03,200 It will kick you out! Not! He leaves the store. 468 00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:10,240 Bring back bus 54. Contributions Thank you! 469 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,080 Thank you! 470 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,200 - Nice money! - Nice money 471 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,200 God! 472 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:23,200 But everything will work out when will I win the competition. 473 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,160 100,000 dollars! 474 00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:31,640 I had to train hard, what affected my life with Lina. 475 00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,280 In my panties Yes, in my panties. 476 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,440 are you crazy I can't do that and you know it! 477 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:43,600 It could hurt my fingers. Our financial future depends on them. 478 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,720 what do i do I don't even have time for this! 479 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,960 Welcome to Mario Kart! 480 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,600 The Mario Grand Prix! 481 00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,520 Time to kill the bastard. 482 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:20,040 Damn it! We talked about it! 483 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,800 Look at what condition he is in! 484 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,800 I told him to check the bed first. 485 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,920 It's the wrong number. This is the solution for Metal Gear! 486 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,960 Video games, Lina, my studies� 487 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:56,000 Dad is not satisfied with any 488 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,440 doesn't keep things to himself. 489 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:10,880 Look at you! Do you have to dress like a bum? 490 00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:14,240 The world is wondering who his father is And he doesn't think it's me. 491 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:16,240 Hello, Dad! 492 00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,960 Isn't it time to get some proper clothes? Buy a suit. 493 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:26,160 do you know what it is? Stockholm School of Economics. Have you heard of her? 494 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:28,280 - do you know what it is? - A pig farm? 495 00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,920 You could have made me happy. 496 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,720 You would have gone there if you had left me to help you with your homework. 497 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,040 - Dad, I don't want to - Calm down! 498 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:45,520 It's strange that my five-year-old brother Raffe he is the only one immune to his father's outings. 499 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,480 Rafe! 500 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,520 Rafe! 501 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:15,640 Rafe? 502 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:25,520 Rafe! 503 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,600 Raffe, you played �n� 504 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:41,720 are you crazy what are you doing 505 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:45,680 Do you know how much this sofa costs? More than you! 506 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:49,560 has you could kill and a? could buy ten children from Thailand 507 00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:52,080 with the money from this couch! 508 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:55,720 Poor father! 509 00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,520 Done! 510 00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,200 Sorry, Dad! 511 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,120 Sit down. 512 00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:29,240 Help him! 513 00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:38,120 One hour for each glass. An hour and a half has already passed 514 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,760 Let's get down to business. 515 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:52,080 The taxi takes 45 minutes, maybe 35 if we hurry. Then check-in� 516 00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:58,080 Okay, kids. I have reached the ten plagues. 517 00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,120 The ten plagues. 518 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,800 What do we know about the ten plagues? 519 00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:05,720 - What do we know about them? - I know! 520 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,080 J, you are the 11th plague. 521 00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:21,120 - What plague am I, father? - Shut up! 522 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:28,120 Actually, father is a ridiculous and tragic person. 523 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,880 But it took me 22 years to understand this. 524 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,720 When I was little, it wasn't always easy. 525 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,920 Come on, let me help you. Okay, look! 526 00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,920 - Full speed ahead. - But 527 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,560 where are the batteries Didn't receive batteries? 528 00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:56,760 Naughty! You have valuable gifts of 1000 crowns! 529 00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:04,120 Do you know what happens when you make figures? 530 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,400 You lose everything! 531 00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:16,520 That's it! 532 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:20,480 But after a few minutes, he was overcome with guilt. 533 00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:25,240 And how about a truck? 534 00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:29,680 Like this, with a trailer. It's beautiful. 535 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:33,160 - But, dad - and this is fun. 536 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:37,160 Look, with these� What are they? Jetski. 537 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:39,560 How about a piano? 538 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:43,560 - I don't think I need it. - Take it, the other one is 539 00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:47,000 The batteries are dead. and a racetrack. 540 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:53,760 Considering my inheritance, it's logical that I get angry when I'm stressed. 541 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:04,520 GAME OVER 542 00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:09,600 What the hell! 543 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,360 That's why, since I was little, we spent one hour a week 544 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,960 with my psychologist, Staffan. 545 00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:22,160 Damn it! 546 00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:25,640 Maybe you'd like to talk 547 00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:30,720 about computer games which you play. I thought a lot about it. 548 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,800 You spend a lot of time on the computer. 549 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:36,840 What do you think? about these computer games? 550 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,120 - It is - It's video games. 551 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,640 - Video games. - Yes, sorry. 552 00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:45,560 - How is the level of violence? - The level of violence? 553 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:50,120 From what I understand, these games have many violent scenes. 554 00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,480 - I don't understand where you're going. - Well� 555 00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:59,120 - Are you affected by violence?�? - Of course not! 556 00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:02,520 I'm an adult I can separate imagination from reality. 557 00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,080 Is it really that simple? 558 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:09,040 Yes, it's very simple. 559 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:12,520 You asked too many questions. Now you must die. 560 00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:18,040 I know you better than you know yourself. 561 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,560 Get ready to be crushed! 562 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,280 Action! 563 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:49,680 DID YOU WIN! 564 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:55,800 You decide. If you don't want to talk about that, let's change the subject. 565 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,400 who called me 566 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,680 What is God doing? 567 00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:14,440 It's four in the morning? Go to bed! 568 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:19,840 Cungule! 569 00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:26,080 I heard your family history from antiquity to the present. 570 00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:48,200 Time was passing. And I wasn't feeling closer to the competition. 571 00:50:55,840 --> 00:51:01,640 The Egyptians knew they were laughing at the Jews when they were slaves. 572 00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:06,400 That was also the case with the Poles during the war. And I hate Poles! 573 00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:27,760 Damn nation! 574 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:37,840 - Amen! Now let's eat! - Let's drink to it. 575 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,480 - What? - Come on! One two three! 576 00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:42,680 - Cheers! - Cheers! 577 00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:11,760 Damn it! It tastes like urine! Who made it? 578 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,520 Thank you! It's my specialty. 579 00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:17,760 When are you going to move from that shitty country? 580 00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:22,720 - You are gaining weight from year to year! - Stop arguing! 581 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,920 How funny! I lost seven kilograms last year. 582 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,440 Smaller muscles, more fat! 583 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:35,880 Will you give my niece food? good or I will steal it 584 00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:40,200 And I will raise it properly here without Coca-Cola for breakfast! 585 00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:45,320 No� I don't like America. 586 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:49,120 They all drink from the bottle, they have checkered pants 587 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:51,880 And the whole country smells of fried potatoes! 588 00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:55,720 Yes, there is only one good thing about America. 589 00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,880 Taxes. There are no taxes in America. 590 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:02,760 But, Chaim, the reason why 591 00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:06,320 things are going well in Sweden is that we pay high taxes. 592 00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:11,360 Damn Swedes! They try to steal every crown from me. 593 00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:16,200 Damn it! I have to make my declaration soon. 594 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:19,320 - Grandpa, I'll help you with the declaration. - No. 595 00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:24,000 I don't need help. I don't give them any money. 596 00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,360 This is not Poland in the 1930s. 597 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:29,880 You can't fool the authorities hiding the money in the hay. 598 00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,640 - Don't make him angry! - I'll show them! 599 00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:36,920 and I will execute in turn. A?a� 600 00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:44,520 Stop immediately! It's not funny! 601 00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:50,000 Grandpa doesn't like to pay for things if you don't have to. 602 00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,800 Like when he took them from his father Bar Mitzvah costume. 603 00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:58,280 Hurry up! The ticket lasts one hour. We have to use the same ticket again. 604 00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:04,880 Perfecto! We'll take it! 605 00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:08,440 Hurry up! Time flies! We will make it, hurry! 606 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:14,000 Come on Lennart! Stop the bus, I'm coming with a child! 607 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,440 come back! Show it to mom! 608 00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:29,400 You are like a little rabbi. 609 00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:33,520 and I used only one ticket. 610 00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:35,920 - You are so smart! - Look 611 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:40,800 It is understandable that father was revolted �against his origins as a teenager?�. 612 00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:43,480 Pork sausages! Take the pork sausages! 613 00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:46,560 Real Swedish pork sausages, just a crown! 614 00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,240 The fasting period has ended. 615 00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:52,280 Some real Swedish sausages that would be great! 616 00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:55,600 But, in time, Judaism has become increasingly important. 617 00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:59,080 - Are you still with schikse? - Who are you referring to? 618 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:02,240 you know who! Maria, Helge, 619 00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:04,840 Angela Braun, Eva Hitler or whatever you want to call her! 620 00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:09,800 Dad, my name is Lina. We are together for five years, you should know his name! 621 00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:14,720 I don't want to know his name. I want to get it out of my memory. 622 00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:18,000 Her name is a stain that must be removed. 623 00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:22,080 You can't do that to your grandparents. They did everything for you. 624 00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:25,720 So thank them that they survived Auschwitz 625 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:28,080 that you have a chance at life? 626 00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:33,080 They won't sleep at night if they knew that you are with a Schwedische. girl 627 00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,680 It's time to find a good Jewish woman. 628 00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:38,920 But not a Polish Jew, right? I learned to hate them. 629 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:43,040 Nor Russian, Baltic, Latvian Jews or Iranian�. 630 00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:47,600 There are no good Jews, but you can classify Jewish women. 631 00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:52,760 - Drive before you have a stroke! - I've had one since you were born. 632 00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:55,160 Thanks, ok 633 00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:57,680 And that's how things are 634 00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:03,000 Hand! Hand 635 00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:13,880 Good 636 00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:17,440 It's hot. Raffa, I'm leaving! Come on, hurry up! 637 00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,480 Have you thought about it? When moving to Israel? 638 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:26,320 We didn't talk about it, you said. I'll go if you pay. 639 00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:29,920 Are you completely crazy? Do you want to stay in the shitty place? 640 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,920 It's a stone quarry with camels and colonists. 641 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,240 - You wanted me to go. - Did I want to? 642 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:40,440 You know what I want and why. Did you enroll in ?business school? 643 00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:45,960 God, I hate Israelis! 644 00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:51,480 - Like the Poles? - I don't hate anyone like the Poles! 645 00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:57,040 We already know that, grandpa. Hate begets hate. 646 00:56:57,120 --> 00:57:01,040 Ugh, great It's just that I don't like Poles! 647 00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:05,120 They hurt me a lot over the years. They hate us! I hate them! 648 00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:08,240 It's okay, grandpa. Let's eat. Get up! 649 00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,920 - I'm not deaf! - The Polish maid 650 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,680 Maria was not Polish, she was German! 651 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,520 - N/A? leave a polish in my house. - No 652 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:21,400 But there is no problem with the Nazis, right? 653 00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:29,240 Huh? I prefer to invite an entire SS platoon 654 00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:32,880 for the Sabbath dinner than to let a Pole in my house! 655 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:36,920 You bastard! 656 00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:40,280 Fanatic Jew! 657 00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:42,400 Fanatics! 658 00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:46,720 Damn it! 659 00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,400 Yes� Damn it! 660 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:54,280 Okay, let's eat! 661 00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:18,560 - Grandpa, what are you doing? - How do you know that a Jew 662 00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:21,920 hasn't eaten traditional food in a long time? 663 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,760 The foreskin is growing again! 664 00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:29,040 All men present do they have a foreskin three meters 665 00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:31,200 how much did you give us? 666 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:35,880 He likes pork sausages and eats them, grandparents, and they are not traditional. 667 00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:39,600 So, let me tell you 668 00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:45,160 Dad was a rabbi And he eats pork sausages every day! 669 00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:50,360 - Father, your father was a shoemaker. - He was a rabbi and that's enough! 670 00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:58,960 Grandpa doesn't do what he says. Like when he was taking care of me. 671 00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:02,560 Good. Welcome! 672 00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:08,960 When we get food like this at school, I'm taking potato pie. 673 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,280 How? 674 00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:13,520 But it's traditional! 675 00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:18,040 - It's beef! - But 676 00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:21,120 No. Open your big mouth. 677 00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:24,320 Open your big mouth, close your eyes. A?a� 678 00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:28,680 It's good. So, keep your eyes closed. 679 00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,880 Then you will� Okay. 680 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:37,680 He keeps his eyes closed. I chew And it will become potato pie. 681 00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:41,200 But some traditions were more important than others. 682 00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:45,360 Let me tell you, you know 683 00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:48,080 what is easter about 684 00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:50,640 you know! Exodus from Egypt. 685 00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:54,080 Yes, it is. But wrong. 686 00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:59,800 It's about marriage with a Jewish girl. 687 00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:01,520 That's it! 688 01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,640 - Yes. - J, gedenkt... 689 01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:13,200 Don't forget, a bad Jewish girl it's better than a good schikse . 690 01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:15,720 - Yes! - Okay, mothers. 691 01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:19,960 We would be so proud of you if you got married soon. 692 01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:23,360 But there is no point in explaining it to him. 693 01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:27,240 - His head is full of computer games. - Video games. 694 01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:31,640 So would you prefer them to marry me with a jewish boy 695 01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:34,320 than with a Swedish girl who is not Jewish? 696 01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:38,240 Yes. If it is circumscribed. 697 01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:40,960 Mom, I'm done! 698 01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:45,080 They must have cut wrong, because they cut off part of his brain! 699 01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:49,000 They must have made the wrong cut 700 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:54,400 Now his nose reached my ass. 701 01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:57,160 A video game competition, a family dinner, 702 01:00:57,240 --> 01:01:00,000 a lost hand, what next? 703 01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:04,880 Listen, smartass! Leave the boy to continue and finish the story. 704 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,960 It's almost over. It's not that? 705 01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:10,280 the beginning of the end 706 01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:14,080 I still had 20 minutes available ?and two glasses left. 707 01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:16,560 I was starting to panic. 708 01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:24,760 - I'm done! - What are you doing? 709 01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:28,880 Yes, I think the third glass is coming! 710 01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:32,560 - Next is afikoman. - What? 711 01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:37,120 Write here that you can't finish your meal even the children did not give afikoman. 712 01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:40,880 - Where are the children? - Afikoman� 713 01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:44,120 - Hello? - Come here! 714 01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:49,040 Good. Welcome! 715 01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:52,800 Give it to me! Afikoman, give me the bread! 716 01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:55,960 - Give me the bread, cheeky one! - What the hell? Stop it! 717 01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:57,480 Don't scream! 718 01:01:58,200 --> 01:01:59,960 That's my job! 719 01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:02,880 Raphael, come! 720 01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:05,080 Good. 721 01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:12,160 What did you get last year? Forty crowns? Yes! 722 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,680 and what would you like now? 723 01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:19,760 - Maybe 50 crowns? - No. 724 01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,880 How? How do you mean ``no''? 725 01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:26,080 - Have you thought about it? - I want this. 726 01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:30,680 what is this 727 01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:34,280 - Dad, show me! - Take care! 728 01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:40,080 - Do you want a subscription to a magazine? - No. 729 01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:42,840 Not. i understand 730 01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:46,720 - Do you want a toy car? - No, I want one like that. 731 01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:50,600 - A real golden one. - Does he want a real car? 732 01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,560 - Does the boy want a real car? - Raphael? 733 01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:57,000 Let's negotiate, okay? Good 734 01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:09,640 You will receive a bicycle. A golden one. 735 01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:13,040 - Grandpa will fix it. - No, I want a Lamborghini. 736 01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:15,840 But, you see 737 01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:23,600 Hey Rafe! 738 01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:28,480 How about a mini electric car, where can you drive them? It's good. 739 01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:32,840 No, I want a real Lamborghini! A golden one! 740 01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:38,200 Okay, Raffe, don't give in! 741 01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:41,400 Done! We all want to leave the table. 742 01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:44,640 Okay, Raffe, I know. 743 01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:49,000 You will get a used Mazda now, to play with it. 744 01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:53,560 Then, when you marry a Jewish woman, you will receive a golden Lamborghini. 745 01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:54,720 Not! 746 01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:57,800 Lennart, help me! 747 01:03:57,880 --> 01:04:01,000 It's your fault why do you use this humanistic approach. 748 01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:04,120 If he has it? slap more often it wouldn't be so indulgent. 749 01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:05,440 Yes 750 01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:10,600 I listen to my mother and do what I say. Get a used Mazda now 751 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,520 And a golden Lamborghini when are you getting married, okay? 752 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:14,960 Not! 753 01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:19,680 I want a horse, a small and cute rabbit 754 01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:23,160 - Now she has come too - Okay, you will get the horse or whatever you want. 755 01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:32,320 We don't have time for that! 756 01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:36,040 Give me the bread now, dammit! Out with afikoman! 757 01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:43,520 - I don't have time for this! - Are you in a hurry? 758 01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:46,680 - Why are you in a hurry? - Where's the hurry? 759 01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:49,520 Hurry? 760 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:55,720 We can speed things up! Everything goes slowly Let's beat him! 761 01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:59,520 Come on, Dad! Let's drink the third glass! 762 01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:01,320 Sister Yes! 763 01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:04,920 Okay, let's do it! Grandpa, please! Yes! 764 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,880 - Okay. Luck! - Cheers! 765 01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:11,480 Good! 766 01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:20,400 Take care of grandma's table! 767 01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:28,480 Yes! 768 01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:40,040 Then� 769 01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:49,640 - Okay, I'm done. - We'll take you. 770 01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:54,000 I don't need it. I have a Jewish friend who celebrates 771 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:58,960 with his family, so it's okay. Does it take me until the hour?. 772 01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:02,000 I know where you're going, not to a friend. 773 01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:05,120 You go to Lina, you are with her And she is not Jewish. 774 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:07,080 You're going to get it! 775 01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:17,800 GAME OVER 776 01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:25,160 Dad, I don't think you can tell that they are together 777 01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:29,280 Cursed child! Dad, it's okay It's an old one 778 01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:32,440 - Lotta! - Yes, they broke up. 779 01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:37,080 No, J? Or they will. Yes, they will break up. 780 01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:50,480 O schikse! 781 01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:54,680 My first grandchild with a schikse! 782 01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:03,040 From generation to generation, I sat at the Seder table and studied! 783 01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:06,320 And you dare to do this? 784 01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:11,120 What gives you the right to do such a thing? 785 01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:14,560 Your children will celebrate Christmas with ham! 786 01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:18,160 and they will dance around a decorated bush! 787 01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:29,880 Is that why I survived Hitler? 788 01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:33,680 do you know something? 789 01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:37,640 You will receive a farewell gift from me 790 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:41,320 To prepare yourself for your new life?�. okay? 791 01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:43,360 I will give it to you 792 01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:46,160 a gift afikoman. 793 01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:47,520 A bush of Christmas! 794 01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:52,400 To practice your songs. 795 01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:57,240 Or whatever pleases you! 796 01:08:18,440 --> 01:08:22,520 Grandpa, please calm down! 797 01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:25,680 Don't listen to him, he's wearing a skirt! 798 01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:29,880 Grandpa, leave it! Grandpa, put down the chainsaw! 799 01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:32,080 Grandpa, please! 800 01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:36,360 He wants the most expensive car in the world for afikoman, grandfather! 801 01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:43,240 Please, Grandpa! 802 01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:46,960 Stop it, grandpa! 803 01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:58,240 Calm him down! Are you in a hurry? Solve the situation so we can all leave. 804 01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:02,880 Do something! 805 01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:05,560 Come on! 806 01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:09,080 Go! 807 01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:20,600 What a fool! 808 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:53,440 What 809 01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:58,480 No, wait! 810 01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:02,080 Stop the fuck! 811 01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:04,840 Stop it! 812 01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:09,040 Leave me, father! Let me go 813 01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:13,960 Call the taxi! Let me go, dammit! 814 01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:33,680 Bye! 815 01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:38,000 It's visiting time. 816 01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:43,760 - Good, grandma - Do I feed you? 817 01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:46,320 Mom, take care! 818 01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:50,360 - Look, dad, a mummy! - What's here? 819 01:10:50,440 --> 01:10:54,000 - Did they put you in the police department? - Hi, dad! 820 01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:58,560 There was a strange dwarf in the elevator which did not reach the buttons. 821 01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:01,400 It's so dirty! You make leprosy just by looking. 822 01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:04,000 Leave me so I can talk 823 01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:08,200 Did you enroll in ?business school? 824 01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:14,680 - What? - What's so funny? 825 01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:18,200 It's a funny story said by someone recently. 826 01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:21,640 - Hello, I'm Stig. - I'll help you. 827 01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:25,320 Where, there? Thank you 828 01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:28,480 - What are you doing? - Hi, dad! 829 01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:31,680 You didn't enroll in the ?business school? 830 01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:35,480 12 WEEKS LATER 831 01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:46,040 ACCEPTANCE FORM 832 01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:49,400 Yes! 833 01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:53,000 Yes! Bravo! 834 01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:55,920 Are you all? That's forever! 835 01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:57,040 Come on! 836 01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:30,040 Nota bene, must also write this 837 01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:15,640 DONATE? 838 01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:34,920 Yes, in my panties. 839 01:13:35,680 --> 01:13:38,120 in my underwear. �no� 840 01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:44,400 Good day! 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